This is the headline the Aussie team would like to read over their cornflakes tomorrow morning. If it were true, it would give them a glimmer of hope at winning Chuzwoza '09. Instead, tomorrows headline should read "Team England complete 1/2 marathon in 85:59.3" but the editors have decided to hold this headline back in fear that it would crush any remaining spirit left in the Aussie team.