A leaked memo from the England camp reveals handicapping plea to the Australians.

Given the considerable difference in pack weight between the English and Australian teams, the English are desperate to have handicapping introduced to the competition.

Suggestions revolve around changes to the Aussie diet in an attempt to 'even things up':

• compulsory up sizing of all Aussie meals
• sweets with every meal, including breakfast
• full cream milk instead of lite
• an extra pie
• iced coffee instead of regular coffee

The English are keen to get these handicaps in place to give themselves half a chance!