No metres logged since last Wednesday, seems that the English team is having a break. Word on the street is that the team captain, Mr A Jellyman Nubster, is suffering physical, mental and spiritual exhaustion from the first week of training.

Fear has gripped the nation as all hope for Chuawoza '09 appears lost. This is the same fear that grips the nation every time an international sporting event is conducted. With such a poor track record, you'd think they'd be used to it by now!